Thursday, April 28, 2011

New Movies Playing!


Fast Five
What's It About?
The 5th installment in the Fast and the Furious series--- reuniting all the main characters from the previous films + adding Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
 

Trailer:



PREDICTION:
"It looks like too much, so much fun! I love the mash-up of all the Fast and the Furious characters especially--- and the addition of 'The Rock' adds even more! Seeing Vin Diesel and The Rock go at it in their fight scene should be something great! This installment is guaranteed to knock 2009's unexciting Fast & Furious out!"



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Dylan Dog: Dead of Night
What's It About?
A P.I. who takes cases for the undead.
 

Trailer:



PREDICTION:
"It looks pretty fun---cool, original plot, based upon the comic book series Dylan Dog."







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Hoodwinked Too!: Hood vs. Evil
What's It About?
The 2nd installment of the Hoodwinked! backwards fairytale series.
 

Trailer:



PREDICTION:
"It looks really really cute! The addition of new fairytale characters not in 2006's Hoodwinked! should add to the fun."






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13 Assassins
What's It About?
13 assassins fighting against the army of a wicked ruler.
 

Trailer:



PREDICTION:
"It looks extremely cool--- sorta like 300--- minus 287 men with martial arts added into the mix!  "




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The Arbor
What's It About?
True to life story of the self-destructive playwright Andrea Dunbar and her daughter who follows in her mother's footsteps.
 

Trailer:



PREDICTION:
"It looks interesting and very haunting."




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Prom
What's It About?
A group of teens as they prepare for their prom.
 

Trailer:



PREDICTION:
"The prom plot has been overdone already but it does look cute enough."





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Cave of Forgotten Dreams
What's It About?
Documentary of an expedition into the Chauvet Cave--- a cave known to hold some of the oldest art.
 

Trailer:



PREDICTION:
"It looks fascinating! Sanctum-esque but on land."




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Exporting Raymond
What's It About?
Documentary of a producer from the t.v. show Everybody Loves Raymond going to Russia to try to make the show for Russian audiences.
 

Trailer:



PREDICTION:
"It looks like a really dull, pointless documentary. "




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Best New Movie Poster of the Week

(Alternate character poster of Red for upcoming movie 
Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil.)


WHY THIS POSTER IS GREAT!:

*The character with her back facing forward rather than being face forward. 
*The fun character description.



(Alternate poster of Granny, Red and Wolf for upcoming 
movie Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil.)



WHY THIS POSTER IS GREAT!:

*The characters with their backs facing forward rather than being face forward.
*The tagline.




(Alternate character poster of Granny for 
upcoming movie Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil.)



WHY THIS POSTER IS GREAT!:

*The character with her back facing forward rather than being face forward. 
*The fun character description.



(Alternate character poster of Wolf and Twitchy for 
upcoming movie Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil.)


WHY THIS POSTER IS GREAT!:

*The fun character description.



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Friday, April 22, 2011

New Movies Playing!




Water for Elephants
What's It About?
An ex-vet student joins the circus and falls for a circus girl who is already married.
 

Trailer:



PREDICTION:
"It looks very romantic--- a little Titanic-esque with rich girl with mean partner falling in love with sweet poor boy. It should be interesting to see Robert Pattinson aka Twilight's Edward Cullen during a period romance film. He is perfectly cast but Reese Witherspoon looks more wrong for the lead female than right. Hopefully the chemistry between the two will be there."





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When Harry Tries to Marry
What's It About?
A young man decides to marry via an arranged marriage to avoid love but falls in love with another girl before his marriage takes place.
 

Trailer:



PREDICTION:
"This part Bollywood romantic comedy looks like a lot of fun!"






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African Cats
What's It About?
Documentary on a family of lions and cheetahs as they live and survive in the wild.
 

Trailer:



PREDICTION:
"It looks extremely beautiful. Cat fans especially should definitely love."






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Incendies
What's It About?
A brother and sister find out deadly secrets about their deceased mother.
 

Trailer:

PREDICTION:
"It looks great--- very entralling plot." 







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Legend of the Fist: 
The Return of Chen Zhen
What's It About?
A masked man fights against the Japanese invasion into China.
 

Trailer:

PREDICTION:
"It looks part war, part gangster, part super hero--- all infused with martial arts. Should be fun!"






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Tyler Perry's Madea's 
Big Happy Family
What's It About?
The latest Madea movie starring Madea dealing with family problems as she deems fit.
 

Trailer:

PREDICTION:
"It looks funny but the plot seems unfortunately similar to every other Madea film."







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Stake Land
What's It About?
A vampire hunter in a post vampire-laden world.
 

Trailer:

PREDICTION:
"It looks decent. The unknown cast is the biggest problem."






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The Greatest Movie Ever Sold
What's It About?
The latest Morgan Spurlock documentary on advertising, marketing and product placement within movies.
 

Trailer:

PREDICTION:
"This looks like Super Size Me Morgan Spurlock's most uninteresting documentary--- yet at the same time, pretty interesting."










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Best New Movie Poster of the Week


(Alternate spoof poster for upcoming movie 
Tyler Perry's Madeas's Big Happy Family.)


WHY THIS POSTER IS GREAT!:

*Madea is successfully and hilariously spoofing Natalie Portman character in 2010's Black Swan


(Alternate spoof poster for upcoming movie 
Tyler Perry's Madeas's Big Happy Family.)


WHY THIS POSTER IS GREAT!:

*Madea is successfully and hilariously spoofing Jeff Bridge's character in 2010's True Grit.



(Alternate spoof poster for upcoming movie 
Tyler Perry's Madeas's Big Happy Family.)


WHY THIS POSTER IS GREAT!:

*Madea is successfully and hilariously spoofing Colin Firth's character in 2010's The King's Speech.



(Alternate spoof poster for upcoming movie 
Tyler Perry's Madeas's Big Happy Family.)


WHY THIS POSTER IS GREAT!:

*Madea is successfully and hilariously spoofing Marlon Brando's character in Francis Ford Coppola's The Godfather.



(Alternate spoof poster for upcoming movie 
Tyler Perry's Madeas's Big Happy Family.)


WHY THIS POSTER IS GREAT!:

*Madea is successfully and hilariously spoofing Snooki from the t.v. show The Jersey Shore.




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Friday, April 15, 2011

SCRE4M is a Scream!

The Verdict:  
GO SEE!

New Movies Playing!


Scream 4
What's It About?
 Newest Scream, the fourth installment, for the 00's generation.
 

Trailer:
PREDICTION:
"It looks like the previous Scream movies--- a lot of fun, slasher horror style! Being it's been 11 years since Scream 3, it's great to see Sidney, Dewey and Gale (Neve Campbell, David Arquette and Courtney Cox) return to Woodsboro. I don't doubt it will be better than Scream 3, which is the weakest installment of the series."



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The Princess of Montpensier
What's It About?
 A French princess forced to marry a man she doesn't love while being in love with another man.
 

Trailer:

PREDICTION:
"The plot isn't anything new but it looks pretty good nevertheless--- romantic period films are always usually gorgeous to look at--- for the extravagant costumes especially."





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The Double Hour
What's It About?
  A woman and man in a "not what it seems" relationship.
 

Trailer:

PREDICTION:
"It looks like a fine enough thriller--- intriguing with a dark twist."





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The Conspirator
What's It About?
  The story of the sole woman accused of conspiring in President Lincoln's assassination.
 

Trailer:

PREDICTION:
"The plot doesn't hold really hold my interest but James McAvoy's seemingly passionate performance perks things up."






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Footprints
What's It About?
  A woman wakes up on the ground of Hollywood Blvd. with no recollection of anything.
 

Trailer:

PREDICTION:
"It looks silly and puzzling but fun too."





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The Imperalists Are Still Alive!
What's It About?
A successful artist living in Manhattan after 9/11.
 

Trailer:

PREDICTION:
"It looks interesting yet uninteresting at the same time."






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Rio
What's It About?
A Macaw from Rio de Janeiro who can't fly.
 

Trailer:

PREDICTION:
"It doesn't look fun or cute at all. Did Rio really have to be made?"






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Best New Movie Poster of the Week

(Alternate poster for upcoming movie Scream 4.)


WHY THIS POSTER IS GREAT!:

*Ghostface's face up close.
*The number 4 replacing the 'A' within the film's title.
*The cool tagline.


(Alternate poster for upcoming movie Scream 4.)


WHY THIS POSTER IS GREAT!:

*A terrified young woman's face shaping the number 4.


(Alternate poster for upcoming movie Scream 4.)


WHY THIS POSTER IS GREAT!:

*It features the three iconic characters--- Sidney, Dewey and Gale, from the Scream series.
 *Ghostface is in a fog, making him look truly ghost-like.






(Official poster for upcoming movie Scream 4.)


WHY THIS POSTER IS GREAT!:

*The tip of Ghostface's mask is a blade.




(Alternate poster for upcoming movie Scream 4.)


WHY THIS POSTER IS GREAT!:

*The tagline written ultra big in fitting red.
 *A mesh of the newest Scream cast with the original cast .



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